(from David's Political Platform)
Communal
Dinner Go Around Talk
No more
going around the table. Conversation at Shabbat meals has to be organic, so
that people in Jerusalem can enjoy their Shabbat meals.
Problem:
Some people talk too much. Many hosts, especially those who work with Jews feel
it is important for everybody to have a chance to share. It is not. They have been
misled to believe that all people in the community have opinions that matter. Sometimes,
people should not be talking. Even so, it comes from a good place. And good
intention leads to abusive Shabbat dinner conversation.
The way it
works is the host goes around the table and asks everybody to say something positive
that happened to them this week. It is never something negative. The question
has to be positive, because that is the tradition.
They tell
them to say where they are from and then to share. Many people take where they
are from as a sharing opportunity. Never. Never has anybody asked people to
talk details about where they are from. Nonetheless, there are individuals who
mistake their care for their hometown for other people’s care. And that is not
caring. Sometimes, they even ask people to share a food they like. Then they
say, ‘If you chose, you do not have to share your favorite thing, if you give a
Dvar Torah (a little snippet of Torah, shared generally with a little message,
always mistaken for a long talk given by somebody who never studied Torah). It
is one or the other. But the host feels like it will embarrass the person to
stop them, and to tell them that they have shared already. The host does not
realize that these are rishaim (evil people, whose evil deeds cause for much
hatred- sinah)
The issue is
that you are opening the stage to everybody. It is their time in the spotlight.
The host does not stop them. Somebody has to stop them, and that is what I
propose. Change has to be made, and I am here to help.
Stopping the
dinner for a Dvar Torah is bad enough. I have been to many dinners where people
kill the dinner with what they call a Dvar Torah. Apparently, the attention was
off them for five minutes and they know that giving a Davar Torah forces
everybody to listen to them. ‘I have something to say. Let me interrupt your
conversation. I have a Dvar Torah to give. H’ said to Moshe…and let me tell you
about me.’
If there
weren’t crazies in Jerusalem, then going around the table might work. It would
finish in three minutes. But we are in Jerusalem. The point is you cannot separate
the crazies from their home.
Experience
for Cause of Change:
I went to a
Shabbat meal. The host said, ‘We are going around the table for people to share.’
I looked around table. There were more than 30 people. I have never been so distraught
to hear the word ‘share.’
I learned to
share with my friends when I was a kid. There were four of those.
I knew there
was a problem. I couldn’t leave. I was stuck. The place was too packed to walk
out. I would have had to have asked everybody to get up. I was locked in. The
seminary girls were locked in as well. They could not get out of the
conversation with crazy guy. They were stuck. If they would have asked crazy to
stand up so that they could leave, that would have engaged crazy guy in more
conversation. We were all stuck.
And they
started sharing. I do not know if it was sharing, as much as people saying what
they wanted to say. I think it was more of a monologue performance for the
self. I do not think much care was put into the people who were forced to
listen.
The guy
started talking and he continued. That was when I knew there was a huge
problem. He shared where he was from, his favorite food and a Dvar Torah. It
was a choice. He had no right to share both a Dvar Torah and his favorite food.
He even telling us things that happened to him this week. That was not even the
question.
This guy was educated wrong. He was never
taught that sharing meant toys. Somebody never smacked him and told him that
sharing has nothing to do with your thoughts.
Now I hate
sharing.
I stopped
the go around and everybody from giving their speeches. They were going around
the table and I noticed other people who like to share. They were already eight
people and two hours into sharing. Everybody was telling about themselves, but
nobody was being honest. Nobody said, ‘I am here in Israel because I do not
want to work for a living, and I heard that I can get free meals on Shabbat,
where people let me talk.’
Worst of
all, it was a big dinner and people were there for their first Shabbat experience
ever. They ended up at the Kotel, where they were bumped by many people that
did not say ‘Excuse me.’ I know that, because one of the ladies shared that
tidbit of her understanding of Jewish life, that she witnessed for the first
time. She had no idea that Jewish tradition is to hit people while they are
praying.
These first
time Shabbat experience people were sitting there shocked, wondering if all Jews
who keep Shabbat are crazy. They had no idea that there were orthodox Jews, who
walk around with head coverings that do not block out the sun.
Some were on
their way to conversion, some were Catholic, some were Jews who came to Israel
not by choice- but because it was free, and free is very forceful. Questions
even came up: Are all Jews broke? Why do no people who live in Israel have
jobs? I thought they owned the banks. Are Jerusalem Jews a different breed? Are
they all narcissists, who have to talk about themselves at length? Why do no
Jews follow directions? They said to answer one question.
I had to
interject. I am here to represent the people. I had to get involved. I told
everybody that these people were not the fine Jewish prototypes. Not every Jew
went through a traumatic experience where they tried to escape alimony
payments.
I let
everybody know that these people do not represent authentic Judaism for
everybody, even though he gave over a passionate Dvar Torah about his childhood
and addictions, with a lot of certainty.
People are
sent from the Kotel and then they meet people who like free dinners, who the
Shabbat dinner people have chosen to represent our tradition. Nothing against
free food. Nothing against taking. If they were just eating, that would be
fine. They were sharing.
We lost a
convert that day. The people at the table did a very good job of turning away
the person who wants to convert. The rabbi of her congregation was not as
influential as Matan, the homeless guy who spoke for twenty minutes, whose name
used to be Matt.
At least
something positive happened at the meal.
And then I
had to stop a random person who started giving a speech about how things only
happen in Israel. I made it clear that the only thing that happens only in
Israel is people saying ‘only in Israel.’ The lady almost cried, at which point
I told her that we are not trying to brainwash anybody here. She almost went
into more details about her childhood, when I told her to look up, so that she
can see that nobody cared.
After three
people went on about their emotional connection to Israel, I had to stop them.
I got everybody’s attention by saying, ‘Well, boohoo hoo.’ And nobody else
mentioned anything positive about their life or childhood for the rest of
dinner.
Thank you to
myself, a revolutionary, nobody was talking about themselves by the time
dessert rolled around. The only comments being made were about how mean ‘David’
is.
Mean.
Because I care about you.
I also
stopped the NayNayNaying. I let them know the song was over. And they didn’t
understand the words of the song itself anyways. They should have started with
the naynaynaying.
Solution: Do
not let people talk at your meal.
-For those
who feel the need for the go around…
If you
cannot stop them from talking, screen the people who are talking already. If
they are talking in regular conversation, imagine how much they will talk when
they have a focus group. You can weed out the crazies. You just have to observe
your guests. Pick out your guests that you will allow to talk, when you go
around the table. You are not embarrassing the crazies. You are actually
helping them. They will be spewing stuff for a half hour and the rest of the
guests will be giving mocking looks. The crazies never recognize it.
You weed
them out by listening to their conversations. If they are talking about their
childhood and it was not solicited, then skip them. If they are blowing their
nose in the napkin and putting it back on the table, do not let them talk. If
they are sharing any superfluous detail before or during the meal, for the sake
of everybody else, do not give them the spotlight.
-Time the
people. This is a reason to have a watch on Shabbat. At thirty seconds, move
onto the next person.
-Allow
people to have a normal conversation.
-Mix in some
crazy guests to your normal Shabbat dinner. They will never set up people from
the Kotel with a fully normal Shabbat dinner; that would negatively affect the
kiruv process (the process of helping people become more religious- which some
rabbis like to control). Fully normal Shabbat dinners can look too good,
causing an individual who is new to the tradition to think that they might want
something like that. That would disturb the rabbi’s influence, and the
individual being worked on would not learn at the correct Yeshiva.
People who
have money should host Shabbat dinner, not to be snobby to the point of only
eating with other people who do not want free Shabbat dinners. Two ways to do
this: Do not ask guests to bring anything. If your guest is bringing wine, then
kick them out. If it is Selected, then OK. The other way to safeguard your
guest list of poor work ethic is to invite a few people that live in Nachlaot.
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